Born to dilly dally. Forced to be on time. ⏰
Finally, a phone case that validates your complete inability to be anywhere when you're supposed to be.
This perfectly pink masterpiece by artist Liberty Ewan features a tortoise in a cozy sweater and umbrella hat, living their best slow life. Because sometimes "running late" is actually "moving at the correct speed for my nervous system."
Why You'll Love It
🐢 It's giving chronic lateness as a lifestyle. You're not late, you're on tortoise time. This case gets it.
💕 Soft pink perfection. The kind of pink that makes you feel like everything's going to be fine, even when you're 20 minutes behind schedule.
🎨 Artist-designed, deeply relatable. Created by Liberty Ewan for our Orange Juice for Dinner collection. Real art by real humans who also struggle with punctuality.
☁️ Soft, grippy texture. Feels like a gentle hug while you're frantically texting "omw!!" for the third time. Never sticky or slippery.
💪 Actually protective. Drop-tested for when you're rushing (always). Backed by our $500 screen guarantee with screen protector. Your phone stays safe even when you're chaos incarnate.
🌱 Made with plants. Our cases are made from flax shive and a plant based biopolymer. We use the strongest parts of nature to make something truly innovative.
🇨🇦 Made in Canada. Crafted in Kelowna, BC.
